The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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