Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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