he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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