YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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