Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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