Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
