okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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