Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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