Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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