And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
