Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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