Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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