I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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