if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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