"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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