Buhtt sex?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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