Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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