I am in a vortex of obligation.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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