just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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