so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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