hell yes lets make some ravioli
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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