This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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