theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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You. Win. At. Life.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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