do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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