Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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