why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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