By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
