You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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