I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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