Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Someone signed my nipple.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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