if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We are all done wearing pants today
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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