No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize
