Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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