fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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