Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
