Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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