woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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