Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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