worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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