at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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