just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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