he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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