why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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