I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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