Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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