I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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