I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Boobs are out for the taking
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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