So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Can i not drive my cunt home
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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