what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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