So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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