this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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