So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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